We Need To Fucking Erupt

Anonymous: Woww. U want some of my mayo with the cuCUMber? id like to help you..

I’m afraid I’m allergic to mayo……….. and pork…

Jun. 03rd, 2012 - 11 hours ago - Reblog - 0 Notes
Anonymous: Describe what u do when u masturbate. P.s I love Puddle of Mudd

I use a 3ft cucumber, I’ve had the same one since I started masturbating…I grew it myself and I couldn’t bear to part with it to I put it in the freezer. Then one day I opened the freezer and it was just looking at me. I knew what I had to do. So now I just keep it in the freezer when I’m not using it…

Jun. 03rd, 2012 - 11 hours ago - Reblog - 1 Notes
Tagged: #hp 
Anonymous: Do you masturbate?

Yeah, most days..
Surely you can do better than that? :P

Jun. 03rd, 2012 - 12 hours ago - Reblog - 0 Notes

Reblog if you’ll PUBLICLY answer anything in your ask right now.

(Source: neckstime, via kentasaurusrex)

Jun. 03rd, 2012 - 12 hours ago - Reblog - 58844 Notes
Tagged: #hp 

Bite that lip, Cause your tongue is a gun and your brain is the trigger

Jun. 03rd, 2012 - 13 hours ago - Reblog - 4 Notes
Tagged: #lostprophets 

You’re so cool

Jun. 03rd, 2012 - 15 hours ago - Reblog - 0 Notes
Tagged: #personal